Tuesday, July 31, 2012

An Interview With Shaitan PART 4

Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
Shaitan, since you know so much about Islam and its followers, why don't you ask Allah for forgiveness?
Comment by maulana Sadiq Hasan: Here Shaitan the cursed one gave a true Satanic answer. He recited five Ayath from our Holy Quran and gave answer. Since we are not so much interested in why Shaitan is not asking for his forgiveness, and we are interested in why we don't ask for forgiveness, I will skip the details of his answer.
Shaitan-the cursed one:
O Prophet of Allah, Allah does not want me to ask forgiveness. What can I do? (Here Shaitan used the illogical proof from Holy Quran. However, you will find some Muslims using such proves in defending themselves. Such as they argue that Allah does not call me to perform Hajj or to offer prayers.)


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
Shaitan, I heard that sometimes you feel that as somebody threw a heavy stone on your head which breaks your head in several pieces?
Shaitan-the cursed one:
O Prophet of Allah, yes it is true, Whenever your followers truly ask Allah for true repentance, I feel like that.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
I heard that sometimes you feel like someone is slapping you?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
Yes, when your follower recite Quran with right pronounciation.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
When do you get to the bottom part of Hell?
Shaitan-the cursed one:
When your follower performs a good deed towards their parents or towards their family members.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
I heard that sometimes your whole body gets pain?
Shaitan-the cursed one:
Yes, when your follower pay in charity without showing off.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
I heard that sometimes you feel that someone is whipping you?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
That person who does not business with deceiving people.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
When do you get hurt the most?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
When your followers remember Allah during their hours of day and night.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
With whom do you fear the most?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
I fear those one who recite salat (prayers) in the first row of jamat.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
Which people among my followers you have choosen them to be your
permanent soldiers?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
Any of your follower who used any type of intoxicating beaverages.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
Which person makes you laugh?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
That person who encourages other to commit sins. (Example : A person who invites people to a party in which namehram men and women mixes without observing proper Hijaab.)


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
With whom do you speak the most?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
A person who lies the most.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
Who is the most pleasing to you?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
Any man who gives divorce to an innocent women.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
Do you have any more hands?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
Yes, that person who delays in offering his obligatory prayers.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
Shaitan where do you stay the most?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
A place where Na-Mehram men and women get together without any separation or observing Hijaab, that is my place to stay.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
Where do you meet people?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
Bazaars (shopping mails). I try to make buyers deceive sellers and sellers deceive buyers. I try to make men do their business with women and women to do business with men. I try to make people do all types of sins in Bazaars (shopping mails).


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
What do you read?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
I read songs.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
What is your way of calling people towards committing sins?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
Music and songs. Whenever your follower listens to music he / she comes towards me.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
What is your book?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
My books are playing cards.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
Who is your helper?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
Any person who gives losses to Muslims.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
What do you eat?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
I eat everything which is earned by forbidden ways of earnings or by not paying the Khums.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
What do you drink?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
I drink Alcohol.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
What is your dessert (any sweet thing eaten after food)?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
Gheebat (back-biting).


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
Do you have any desires?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
Every false commitment is my desire.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
Are you thankful for anything?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
Yes, I am thankful to those men and women who indulge in sins after asking Allah for forgiveness.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
Do you relax?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
Yes, when your followers misses Fajr (morning) prayers.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
Do you get any rewards from my followers?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
Yes, whenever, your followers break their relationships with their relatives or neighbours.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
Do you have any companions?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
Yes, that person who have sex with his wife without saying "Bismillahir Rahmanir Raheem" ( Here sex reffers to Allowed Intercourse, ZINAA - UnAllowed Sex is Haraam Anyway) and that person whose earnings are though unislamic ways.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
What deed of my follower makes you angry?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
Any mother when she tries to make her son (or daughter) fast or offer prayers.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
Are there any men among my followers whom you can not possibly misguide?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
Yes, any man who does not look at Na-mehram girl / woman intentionally.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
Are there any women among my followers whom you can not possibly misguide?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
Yes, that women who observes Hijaab and that women who listens to her husband.


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
Shaitan, out of the men and women you have described, do you have any special men or women that you love the most?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
Yes! among women I love that women who do not observe Hijaab and among men who is proud and that men who is a sinful Aalim (religious scholar).


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
Who is your most hateful men?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
Four men : a) Humble rich men. b) Aalim who practices what he preaches. c) Young men who ask for forgiveness. d) Old men who fear Allah. 


Our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.) :
Are you alone or do have any companions?
Shaitan - the cursed one :
Yes. I have some companions who are sitting at mosque to deceive its visitors. My companions make the visitors of Allah's mosque talk about such thing which make these visitors get bad deeds instead of good deeds. Other companions of mine's job is to make the wise followers of your's think of their bad deeds as few and good deeds as many. Some companions of mine when they see someone giving money in charity or helping someone for Allah's sake, make that person tell other people what he is giving in charity or what he is doing for others.


Then Shaitan - the cursed one said : O Prophet of Allah I have talked to you in much detail. I would like to tell you that you are working towards taking people to heaven and I am working towards taking people to Hell. Then after this Shaitan - the cursed one did his salaam to our beloved Prophet (s.a.w.)
and he disappeared.

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